Heaven and Hell

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Last night while I lay sleeping
I died or so it seems
Then I went to Heaven
but It was only in my dreams
But it seems St.Peter met me,
There at the Pearly Gate.
He said: "I must check your record,
So stand right here and wait.
I see where you drank alcohol
And swore quite often too.
Fact is you've done may things
That a good person shouldn't do."
"We cant't have people like you up here,
Your life was full of sin".
Then he read the last of my record,
Grasped my hand and said:
"Come on In"
He took me to the Big Boss and said:
"Take him and please treat him well,
He's worked for an airline, Sir.
He"s had his share of Hell."