I found this at another site and thought it'd be funny to make a contest out of it. You've heard jokes women make saying men are like... for example: Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.
See if you can guess the ending to each saying and post it. One rule, you can only post one answer, just have fun figuring out the rest yourself. I'll post the 'answers' in a few days if all the responses have been guessed at.
Men are like ... Bank Accounts ...
Men are like ... Bank Machines ...
Men are like ... Bike helmets ...
Men are like ... Blenders ...
Men are like ... Cement ...
Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ...
Men are like ... Coffee ...
Men are like ... Commercials ...
Men are like ... Computers ...
Men are like ... Coolers ...
Men are like ... Copiers ...
Men are like ... Curling irons ...
Men are like ... Department Stores ...
Men are like ... Government bonds ...
Men are like ... Hammers ...
Men are like ... High heels ...
Men are like ... Horoscopes ...
Men are like ... Hot Air Balloons ...
Men are like ... Lava lamps ...
Men are like ... Lawn Mowers ...
Men are like … Laxatives ...
Men are like ... Maps ...
Men are like ... Mascara ...
Men are like ... Mini skirts ...
Men are like ... Pantyhose ...
Men are like ... Parking spots ...
Men are like ... Placemats ...
Men are like ... Plungers ...
Men are like ... Popcorn ...
Men are like ... Shoes ...
Men are like ... Snowstorms ...
Men are like ... Subways ...
Men are like ... Tires ...
Men are like ... Used Cars ...
Men are like...
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Re: Men are like...
That's what she said.GilletteNorth wrote:I found this at another site and thought it'd be funny to make a contest out of it.
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Re: Men are like...
Didn't see this one:
Men are like .... tile floors .... if you lay them once right,
you can walk all over them forever.
A feminist told me that one
Men are like .... tile floors .... if you lay them once right,
you can walk all over them forever.
A feminist told me that one
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Re: Men are like...
I know a couple...
Men are like mascara...they run at the first sign of emotion
Men are like bank accounts...with very little money, they don't gain much interest
Men are like mascara...they run at the first sign of emotion
Men are like bank accounts...with very little money, they don't gain much interest
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Re: Men are like...
Men are like coffee.. The best ones are warm, rich and can keep you up all night long.
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Re: Men are like...
Well I said I'd post the responses so here they are (note: the sayings are not necessarily accurate, but some of them made me laugh) 
Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ... Bank Accounts ... Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like ... Bank Machines ... Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like ... Bike helmets ... Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like ... Blenders ... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ... Cement ... After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ... Computers ... Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like ... Coolers ... Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like ... Copiers ... You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like ... Curling irons ... They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like ... Government bonds ... They take soooooo long to mature.
Men are like ... Hammers ... They haven't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but are handy to have around.
Men are like ... High heels ... They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like ... Horoscopes ... They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like ... Hot Air Balloons ... To get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them ... and, of course, there is the hot air part.
Men are like ... Lava lamps ... Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like ... Lawn Mowers ... If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
Men are like … Laxatives ... They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like ... Maps ... They make an inch into a mile.
Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ... Mini skirts ... If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Men are like ... Pantyhose ... They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch.
Men are like ... Parking spots ... The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.
Men are like ... Placemats ... They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like ... Plungers ... They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or in the bathroom.
Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ... Shoes ... They are usually unpolished, with their tongues hanging out.
Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last.
Men are like ... Subways ... They use the same old lines to pick people up.
Men are like ... Tires ... They go bald and often are over-inflated.
Men are like ... Used Cars ... Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ... Bank Accounts ... Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like ... Bank Machines ... Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like ... Bike helmets ... Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like ... Blenders ... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ... Cement ... After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ... Computers ... Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like ... Coolers ... Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like ... Copiers ... You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like ... Curling irons ... They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like ... Government bonds ... They take soooooo long to mature.
Men are like ... Hammers ... They haven't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but are handy to have around.
Men are like ... High heels ... They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like ... Horoscopes ... They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like ... Hot Air Balloons ... To get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them ... and, of course, there is the hot air part.
Men are like ... Lava lamps ... Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like ... Lawn Mowers ... If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
Men are like … Laxatives ... They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like ... Maps ... They make an inch into a mile.
Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ... Mini skirts ... If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Men are like ... Pantyhose ... They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch.
Men are like ... Parking spots ... The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.
Men are like ... Placemats ... They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like ... Plungers ... They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or in the bathroom.
Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ... Shoes ... They are usually unpolished, with their tongues hanging out.
Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last.
Men are like ... Subways ... They use the same old lines to pick people up.
Men are like ... Tires ... They go bald and often are over-inflated.
Men are like ... Used Cars ... Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
Re: Men are like...
Only a feminist would think that way, once you lay them right and don't satisfy forever....you get scraped up and replaced by hardwood.Hedley wrote:Didn't see this one:
Men are like .... tile floors .... if you lay them once right,
you can walk all over them forever.
A feminist told me that one
