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Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:46 am
by SuperchargedRS
Heard that one can drop a roll out the window, apparently it will fall down like a long streamer. The goal here is to fly by and slice it with your wing as many times as possible. I thought it sounded a bit strange, but makes sense too..

Anyone hear of this?

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:30 am
by ZBBYLW
Its actually a rather fun game. Just make sure to give your self a floor that you will not descend below. Grab the loose end and throw the roll end out... Let it roll away. Use a low power setting for that part.

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:16 am
by iflyforpie
Another fun one is balloon busting.

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:23 am
by mcrit
Quite fun.

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:20 am
by Geko
Great. I can just see the CYYJ ATIS warning for the Duncan practice area -> "Be advised streaming toliet paper seen in CYA118 and CYA135 airspace from 6000ft to 1000ft"

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:21 am
by loopa
Geko wrote:Great. I can just see the CYYJ ATIS warning for the Duncan practice area -> "Be advised streaming toliet paper seen in CYA118 and CYA135 airspace from 6000ft to 1000ft"
LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:56 pm
by skybaron
Why waste good TP. One should use it for what its intended for prior to throwing out of an aircraft. Be sure to double up on them chimichanga's with extra Franks red hot.

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:06 pm
by Invertago
Saw it done years ago near Pit Meadows... looks pretty cool from the ground the stream shows up well.

On that note, imagine the guy who crashes while trying this and the kind of thread it would generate on this forum.

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 3:56 pm
by Highflyinpilot
done it back in my younger years.

Dont do it no more though, seems that once you have children waiting for you at home you seem to smarten up a little :smt040

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:12 pm
by mathewc
...and this is not breaking some kind of regulation....?

I really want to try this!

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:58 pm
by iflyforpie
mathewc wrote:...and this is not breaking some kind of regulation....?

I really want to try this!
602.23 No person shall create a hazard to persons or property on the surface by dropping an object from an aircraft in flight.

However, I 'bend' this one quite regularly while dispersing creamates, dropping adding machine tape (to mark forest fires), apple cores and banana peels, barf bags (full ones make me sick), and the occasional flour bomb. :rolleyes:

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:01 pm
by ScudRunner
I wonder if you got one of them huge stadium style rolls how long a line it would make, lol have to tag team it with a wingman!

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:27 am
by mathewc
What defines a hazard really? Is toilet paper hazardous... doesn't seem like it. Could be seen as polluting though?

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:37 am
by Hedley
What defines a hazard really?
That's very subjective.

For the legal definition, you need to contact the Tribunal
and ask them for precedents in respect of CAR 602.23.

Transport may or may not pay any attention to the
legal precedents, depending upon whether or not it
supports their objectives in any particular circumstances.

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:45 am
by iflyforpie
Some CARs for Dummies books translate 602.23 as: "don't drop objects that will create a hazard."

However, more accurately it is: "Do not create a hazard by dropping anything from an aircraft."

It is written this way specifically so that they have precedent to lay charges should something most people wouldn't think as hazardous be dropped from an aircraft.


Try dropping some 'harmless" anti-government leaflets over Parliament Hill. I'm sure you would never be allowed to fly in Canada again. :wink:

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:54 pm
by Geko
iflyforpie wrote:Some CARs for Dummies books translate 602.23 as: "don't drop objects that will create a hazard."

However, more accurately it is: "Do not create a hazard by dropping anything from an aircraft."

It is written this way specifically so that they have precedent to lay charges should something most people wouldn't think as hazardous be dropped from an aircraft.


Try dropping some 'harmless" anti-government leaflets over Parliament Hill. I'm sure you would never be allowed to fly in Canada again. :wink:
But how am I supposed to spread the word of the Communism Party of Canada?

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:29 am
by SuperchargedRS
I had the big lens for the camera so this is about as good of a shot as we could get.

I HIGHLY recommend it!

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:24 pm
by Blakey
SuperchargedRS wrote:I had the big lens for the camera so this is about as good of a shot as we could get.

I HIGHLY recommend it!
This is NOT toilet paper. Somebody stole the cloth towel out of the dispenser in men's room!

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:23 pm
by jackj
anyone know what happen after this ?

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:06 pm
by erics2b
This is me and he-who-shall-not-be-named-if-the-thread-is-to-live:



We didn't end up cutting it, but I think it got pretty scared!

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:02 pm
by Beefitarian
Maybe if he got some tricycle gear time he could cut the paper. Tell him I got my cat 3 back today. I feel like e-mailing him, this place is much less fun now.

I know, I know, "We're pilots here, you want to have fun on the internet go to Eubaum's world or something."

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:19 pm
by Shiny Side Up
I got my cat 3 back today.
So when are you going to write the PSTAR, and more importantly when are you going to go flying? The sky is waiting for you Beef.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:37 pm
by Beefitarian
I'm probably never going to pass it but after dropping in on Doc Adams to ask about the likely hood of getting a medical. Because he had a slow morning I ended up taking the full exam and EKG.

I wandered across the road and got 39 of the 50 PSTAR questions right. I'm embarassed but I guess I should try harder to memorize how long you should wait after giving blood and how long a Cat 3 lasts for you young people.

I won't be taking up a roll of toilet paper but I'm scheduled to hang out with an old friend C-GQCU for an hour or so next week on Thursday, it'll be a three some since I'm still not current.

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:21 pm
by Living 5500ASL
Be careful... They could mistake the toilet paper with anthrax or something...
http://www.northjersey.com/news/101410_ ... ested.html

Re: Toilet paper maneuvers

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:25 pm
by Living 5500ASL