How many pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?

[engfirepull]

Found this over on another forum.



How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?



One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Five to flame the spell checkers.

Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again!

[Doc]

Now THAT was a funny post! Now to clean the beer off my keyboard.

[Lurch]

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

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Lurch

[SmokinJoe]

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[B-rad]

Everyone knows it takes just 1 Pilot to change a light bulb, he holds it up and the world revolves around him!

[Injun]

This should be the Av-Canada user agreement it is so close to the truth.

[Skyhunter]

How many fighter pilots to change a light bulb,

2, 1 to hold the light bulb, 1 to drink until the room spins.

[iflyforpie]

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

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Lurch

The Archivist...

[reality check]

Why would I change a lightbulb? This is why we have mechanics. Duh!

[TTJJ]

In my Flight Department, 0.

Our pilots are not scared of the dark.

[LousyFisherman]

Why would a (professional) pilot need to change a light bulb?
Don't most of them still live with Mommy and Daddy

( Ducking and running for the exit )

LF