Sex ban on the A380

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Sex ban on the A380

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A friend of mine sent me a rather interesting but straightforward article on Singapore Airline's "No Sex Policy" in their double bed suites on the A380.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/travel ... 747522.ece

From the article:
“So they’ll sell you a double bed, and give you privacy and endless champagne — and then say you can’t do what comes naturally?”

“They seem to have done everything they can to make it romantic, short of bringing round oysters,” said Julie, 51. “I’d say they shouldn’t really complain, should they?
In my opinion, their policy is justifyable but this luxery certainly induces the feelings to join the mile high club :wink:

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...... uh ya. Who wouldnt is the million dollar question. Tell me not to and I might do it 2x.
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In any case, the plane is as yet unchristened
Somehow, I highly doubt that is the case.

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Think it would drive the trim nuts if everybody in those so called suites were humping simultaneously , probably not in a big airplane like that though....

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Alan Garner: It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.
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For those of you who don't know what niss is talking about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPin5LRB ... re=related
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One must assume that these flights overfly muslim countries, where such a practise is not allowed... :shock:
In a precedent set by the US, overflights must comply with homeland rules... :twisted: :roll:
...but on the other hand...Singapore is the place where they put you to death for drug smugling... No traffic there... :smt040
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niss wrote:
Alan Garner: It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.
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Expat wrote:Singapore is the place where they put you to death for drug smugling
Yes, but they also have Orchard Towers... :wink:
If you're into those kinds of "girls". :rolleyes:

I think it's expected to have sex in these cabins... for that kind of cash, people should be able to do whatever they want. The plane lands, you just clean the room and change the bedding... a lot more than most hotels would do.
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Just another canuck wrote:
niss wrote:
Alan Garner: It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.
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Expat wrote:Singapore is the place where they put you to death for drug smugling
Yes, but they also have Orchard Towers... :wink:
If you're into those kinds of "girls". :rolleyes:

I think it's expected to have sex in these cabins... for that kind of cash, people should be able to do whatever they want. The plane lands, you just clean the room and change the bedding... a lot more than most hotels would do.

...and where do you flush the cond...Never mind... 8)
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Is it too late to ask for a refund on my tickets?
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Expat wrote:...and where do you flush the cond...Never mind... 8)
What is it with men and flushing condoms? All you're doing is causing a plumbing issue.
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petite wrote: What is it with men and flushing condoms? All you're doing is causing a plumbing issue.
Because the idea of the thing sitting in the garbage can is disgusting? We want to get rid of it as soon as possible. We're men; we don't empty the garbage can until it becomes an avalanche hazard.
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petite wrote:
Expat wrote:...and where do you flush the cond...Never mind... 8)
What is it with men and flushing condoms? All you're doing is causing a plumbing issue.
Better than chucking it at the wall to see if it sticks
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Really you have to ask that? It's so my wife or your boyfriend or in your case maybe girlfriend does not find it. :)) Just saying what everyone else was thinking.
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I just save em. Empty them into a thermos and go collect that fat paycheck from the sperm bank!
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This is all to discourage smoking after sex
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Rinse it out, roll it up and use it again. They're fine till they have a hole in them :P
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Invertago wrote:Rinse it out, roll it up and use it again. They're fine till they have a hole in them :P
This is the instructions on how to use rubber dolls... :lol:
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Anyway, the people who can afford the twin bed first class cabins on the flights Singapore-XXXX, can probably wait a few hours, and have a treat in a champagne-filled jacuzzi in a 5 or 7 star hotel on arrival, with the company of their choice... :smt040
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Frank Gallagher wrote:
petite wrote:
Expat wrote:...and where do you flush the cond...Never mind... 8)
What is it with men and flushing condoms? All you're doing is causing a plumbing issue.
Better than chucking it at the wall to see if it sticks

So you saw that movie Shortbus as well!!!!!!

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Better than chucking it at the wall to see if it sticks
So you saw that movie Shortbus as well!!!!!!

:shock:
LOL that was priceless.

I wouldn't have sex on the plane, but I will definitely sleep naked.
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not for this guy.

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