UPDATED/REVISED __ NEW WITNESS INFO RELEASED
A Boeing 777-300ER, collided early yesterday morning in the skies over Cambridge Bay, Nunavut, with what can only be described as an unidentified object. Flight 30, a flight from Toronto to Beijing was about 4 hrs into the flight when the Boeing 777 jet was violently shaken at 41,000 feet over Nunavut. Passengers on the plane described HEARING AN AUDIBLE ALARM FROM THE COCKPIT THAT SOUNDED LIKE "HO-HO-UH OH " followed by a loud bang.
Eyewitnesses on the ground claim to have seen SMALL GLOWING RED OBJECT IN THE PATH OF THE 777-300 PRIOR TO a ball of fire erupting in the night sky and hearing a loud boom, several miles from where they stood. Early this morning, rescue workers discovered wreckage strewn over an area of several square miles, including parts of a sleigh, reindeer antlers, multitudes of children's toys, several power tools, women's perfume, ugly neck ties, long underwear, and many pairs of socks still wrapped together. The Boeing 777 continued on to its destination and landed safely in Beijing with only minor cosmetic damage to the nose of the aircraft. Nobody on the plane was injured. The TSB and NORAD are investigating for unidentified "aircraft" training in the area.
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