One for the renters out there

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One for the renters out there

Post by cargo_guy »

Renting airplanes is a lot like renting sex:

-difficult to arrange on short notice
-Saturdays are very busy
-the fun ones always cost more
-someone's always looking at their watch
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Nice one cargo_guy
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And beware of the sporty ones are more fun, but can get you killed...
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...and we all prefer twins! :smt003
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Especially the push-pull type...Nothing beats symetrical thrust!
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Expat wrote:Especially the push-pull type...Nothing beats symetrical thrust!
I believe they are called "Suck & Blow"
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Or "Huff and Puff"!
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Post by Johnny »

Well, liability aside... you know what they say... it it floats, flies, or f**ks, RENT IT
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Johnny, Im reading that you are offering your services on this web site?
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Expat wrote:Johnny, Im reading that you are offering your services on this web site?
That depends... which do you want to rent? I do all three, some better than others. I can even do two at once!! (I meant flying & floating... get your mind out of the gutter).

Besides, on a good day, the third one is a .3 at best. :lol:
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Sex is like aviation because

- I have plenty of solo time, some dual time and every night I go to bed and pray for some multi

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Post by Flyingpusser »

Lost,

In renting or women, it is not the praying, but the paying that will get you twin time.
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Just make sure you get the essentials from your rental though

SUCK - SQUEEZE - BANG - BLOW
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