Joke

It's the Pitts · Post by **It's the Pitts** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:36 pm

How do you know there is a pilot at your party?

He will tell you.

It's the Pitts · Post by **It's the Pitts** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:47 pm

What's the difference between a pilot and a pig?

After a few drinks, the pig doesn't turn into a pilot.

Panama Jack · Post by **Panama Jack** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:50 pm

What's the difference between sex with a teacher, a nurse, and a flight attendant?

The teacher will say "I'll show you how to do it properly, then we'll do it over and over again til you get it right."

The nurse will say "I'll do it very slowly and very carefully and I promise it's not going to hurt."

The flight attendant will say "Simply put it over your nose and mouth and continue breathing normally."

It's the Pitts · Post by **It's the Pitts** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:53 pm

What do you call a pregnant flight attendant?

Pilot Error.

Treetops · Post by **Treetops** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:59 pm

A different spin on the pig/pilot joke

What is the difference between a pig and a pilot?
When a pig gets drunk he does not try to pick up a pilot.

What is the difference between a pilot and God?
God does not think he is a pilot

Beacon Final · Post by **Beacon Final** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:35 pm

Whats the difference between Mad Cow and PMS?

Nothing

Cat Driver · Post by **Cat Driver** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:57 pm

How does a girl know that the night is half over on her first date with a pilot?

When he says " well thats enough talk about airplanes, lets talk about me. "

oldtimer · Post by **oldtimer** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 8:43 pm

What is the difference between a duck and a co-pilot?

A duck can fly.

What is the difference between a pig and a co-pilot.

A pig doesn't stay up till 3 AM screwing a co-pilot.

How can you tell it's an Italian airplane?

By the hair under the wing roots.

Airplane Design Dept.
If it's weird, it's French.
If it's ugly, It's British.
If it"s weird and ugly, It's Russian.

ADIRU · Post by **ADIRU** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:41 pm

What's the difference between a good flight attendant and a great flight attendant?

A good flight attendant says "good morning captain" and a great flight attendant says "captain, it's morning".

It's the Pitts · Post by **It's the Pitts** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 10:15 am

There are three ladies that are all best friends. All three of thier husbands names are Larry. Whan they are together and talking about there men they are always confused about which Larry they are talking about. One of the ladies has the idea of giving a nickname to thier husbands. Naming them after Soda Pops.

The first lady gives the name of 7-up to hers, With the explanation of his penis is 7 inches and always up.

The second lady gives the name of Mountain Dew, because every night he mounts her and dooos her.

After some pondering the third lady lights up with glee and responds with the name of Jack Daniels.

The other two ladies respnd with " You can't name him that! Thats a hard lichor".

The third lady replies "Thats my Larry!!"

It's the Pitts · Post by **It's the Pitts** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 10:33 am

Two guys stole a calander.

They both got 6 months.

Ouch!

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Joke

not a pilot joke but good