We should teach F.O.s how to fly

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Re: We should teach F.O.s how to fly

Post by twinpratts »

SOP (for F.O.'s in case of Death/ incapaciation of Captain).

1. Maintain control of the Aircraft. Someone must fly the aircraft at all times.
2. Look at your watch... cause now you're logging PIC time :D
3. Ding! Call a flight attendant forward to give you a hand getting this guy out of your seat 8) .


ps. Moon the loon... get a Fcukin life. :roll:
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Re: We should teach F.O.s how to fly

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Moon The Loon wrote:This has been one of the most childish threads I've ever seen on this or the "other" (mainline) forum.

My biggest mistake was joining it.

Hotel Tango - You started this thread with what you purported to be your own words, followed by a serious question.

What do you think this or any other forum is? A closed sandbox with pre-determined participants? A "subtle" "commentary" on a subject with which you and others have a demonstrated lack of experience?

Grow up. It is open to the world. Learn from other people's perspective, or ridicule them. It's your choice.

All of you.

This isn't a business you can crib your way out of. Shit happens, then people die. If you feel you need to make light of that fact, Canadian aviation is headed for the toilet.
I don't know why I'm bothering, but GIVE ME STRENGTH!
Have you ever heard the kind of jokes told by cops, paramedics and doctors? If you spend all your time thinking about everything that could go wrong in the cockpit, you'll go nuts. Dark humour is a widely used method of coping. And to be honest, the OP was not dark, just sarcastic. I only raise the dark humour side because you seem to think there is something wrong with making light of a bad situation.

HTFU
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According to Wikianswers 250 - 350,000 people die every day. I would be willing to bet that in 90 years (not withstanding medical advances) everyone on this forum will be dead. Thats serious!! Some of us are pilots too!! There are many reasons to cry....but this isn't one of them. I read the first post of this thread and laughed, and I dont think I have disrespected anyone except those who don't know how airplanes work....and even then....
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hahaha this is hilarious, Moon the Loon you are one clueless non-aviation person. Now then, does anyone
have any videos from CNN about this? I love watching these idiots
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clunckdriver wrote:Its a good thing that the conversations we had years back when digging in a smoking hole trying to find enough body fragments to meet the then criteria of death wernt recorded, Chick you got it right, we refined "black humour " to an art form, Grief counsellors came later when too many shrinks graduated and couldnt find work.I am willing to bet that the late pilots best friends will be at the forefront of such conversations, a bit like a good Irish wake, the the departed in his/her box standing up in the corner, no longer PC in the new world which has made death into a very lucretive buisiness for those in the funerall and memorial trade.
An A320-driving friend made the following comments after AF447. When told it was in bad taste, his response was that if he spent all of his time worrying about what could go wrong, he wouldn't be able to get off the ground.
This just in from the Cockpit Voice recorder!:

Capt: Merde! we've lost all ze flight computers rendering our controls useless!

First officer: Zut alors Capitane! What can we do?!

C: would you like a cognac?

F: Ben, why not? my duty day just finished...

C: I'll call the flight attendant

Sound of chime. Sound of door opening.

F/A: yes captai... ohhh look at all ze pretty flashes! I've never seen ze inside of a sunder storrrm.

C: Mais oui! you can see it better without all ze lights on inside ze aircraft.

Sound of metal tearing, rush of air.

F: Sacre bleu! zere goes the flight attendant.

C: Tabernac esti! How'll we get our cognac?

F: well i suppose we could just finish ze wine we had for lunch..."
(The girl who will be cracking jokes on her death bed found it somewhat funny. But then, it must run in the family--my 86 yo's grandfather's last words to me, when I asked him if I could get him anything was "I'd like a 64 year old blonde nurse". This was after he told me he hoped to go to hell "where all the bad girls are")
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YHZChick wrote: my 86 yo's grandfather's last words to me, when I asked him if I could get him anything was "I'd like a 64 year old blonde nurse". This was after he told me he hoped to go to hell "where all the bad girls are")
That's awesome, my kinda old man!! ....Hell really doesn't sound so bad if you think about it like that

And it's nice to have some humor in this otherwise dry industry!

As for the comment about Canadian aviation going down the toilet...aren't we already there? We just need someone to push the flusher so we can start all over and do it right this time
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Moon The Loon wrote:Every one who has contributed to this thread has shown an unbelievable lack of compassion for the pilot who died.

The remaining flightcrew members were more than qualified to continue the flight. I have many contacts at Continental. This was an incident. They happen.

You should all be ashamed for being part of this industry. One day, it might be you being held to ridicule.
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Widow wrote:
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Pfffffhahahahaha! I like it widow! :lol:
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anyone got a pic of the triple facepalm? i think we need it stat
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Geez did I say that....? Or just think it....?
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Too funny!!!! What did Data do wrong here?
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nice work
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