Job seeking tip #451

[Shiny Side Up]

Don't send coverletters typed up on your iPhone. Or if you do, spend some time to proof read them. Autocorrect can make for some awkward reading. While changing my job description to the Chief Fright Instructor bears some consideration, I'm not sure why I would be looking to hire herd workers, maybe you were intending to apply to that ranch instead.

[North Shore]

[Cobra64]

Job seeking tip #1 should be "Proof read your resume 5 times, then ask somebody else to proof read it. Then edit down your cover letter by at least 25%, then proof read again."

[ScudRunner]

So you're saying I didn't get the job?

[MCB]

So you're saying I didn't get the job?

... YOUR saying ...

Their isn't a chance they'd higher you at they're company with that kind of grammar. There smarter than that.

[+RA]

There smarter then that.

[esp803]

Where is a little sarcasm sign when you need one....

[MCB]

There smarter then that.

Dang! I mist out on an golden opportunity.

[iflyforpie]

Dang! Me mist out on an golden opportunity.

[Krimson]

The English....It hurts.

[ScudRunner]

So for serious guys, I have to tell my Cheif Pilot soon did I get the job?

[Doc]

So you're saying I didn't get the job?

... YOUR saying ...

Their isn't a chance they'd higher you at they're company with that kind of grammar. There smarter than that.

Actually (unless you were tongue in cheek, which is always possible?) "You're saying....." is correct.

Also, "There going to shoot there cat for pissing on there lawn over there" only has ONE correct "there". If you're not sure of which one is correct, you need a good proof reader to read your letter.
The "children of the magenta line" don't tend to be very good at the English language. Regardless of your flying background, if you don't care enough to write a "correct" letter, the shredder gets your resume.

Had a chap show up for an interview in his leather Seneca jacket......ya think we hired him? When pigs fly!

[thatlowtimer]

Hey! That was me best jacket ill have you no.

[MCB]

Doc, yes it was tongue-in-cheek. That's why I went with the